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  • I would take the exacto knife and cut your dick off with it.

    Submitted by irulemeow on Mar 26, 11 at 10:46am
  • If you wanted a sex souvenir, it would have been easier to swipe her panties.

    Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 11:17am
  • And she did the same to your collection of Ed Hardy and Affliction shirts.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Mar 26, 11 at 10:42am
    • So true. Not everyone like a t shirt with a shiny foil tiger on it.

      Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 11:18am
  • was she passed out? those things are sharp but tiny, no way you got through it in one swipe.

    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 26, 11 at 1:28pm
  • i would return the favor and trim your pubes. violently. carelessly.

    Submitted by dyzzie on Mar 26, 11 at 6:40pm
  • =O i would killlll

    Submitted by msh13 on Mar 26, 11 at 10:33am
  • OH MY GOD who would do that?? I would actually kill someone if they tried that with me. But realistically unless he started sawing at it, I doubt he managed to cut more than a medium-sized chunk off. BUT STILL.

    Submitted by shescalledhenry on Apr 17, 11 at 5:43pm
  • An eye for an eye, a ponytail for a ponytail

    Submitted by rotflmfao on Mar 26, 11 at 10:11am
  • and you're still alive...?!?

    Submitted by ParaGoddess on Mar 27, 11 at 4:16pm
  • did she respond like the sour patch kid commercial?

    Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 26, 11 at 4:07pm
  • My hair is down to my waist, I would murder someone who dared to cut it!

    Submitted by muireann04 on Mar 26, 11 at 6:36pm
  • That's hot

    Submitted by captainC on Mar 26, 11 at 10:25am
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