I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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