He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
