I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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