whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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