Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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