I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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