Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she smelled like a LAN party
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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