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  I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw

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• "I fell off a bicycle/walked into something/was moving furniture to help a friend."

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 13, 12 at 12:02pm

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  • Seems like you have experienced this delimma before lol.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 13, 12 at 12:31pm

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    • No, I'm just more creative than OP seems to be.

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 13, 12 at 1:01pm

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• Rappelling down the climbing wall...went into an uncontrolled spin. Random bruises... Great excuse

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 13, 12 at 9:32pm

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• Slipped and fell down/up the stairs. Works 100% of the time with few followup questions.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 15, 12 at 4:46pm

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• Cover up is your friend, unless they're purple, in which case you're just screwed in an unpleasant way.

  Submitted by forensicsgeek on May 17, 12 at 5:33am

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• Good times:D

  Submitted by shirbsiren on May 13, 12 at 1:00pm

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