You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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