RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
