Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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