Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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