I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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