You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm sobbing to NWA
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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