I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
