how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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