I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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