it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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