Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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