You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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