I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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