Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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