they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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