can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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