One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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