Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm always down for nudity.
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