It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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