Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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