so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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