I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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