Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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