To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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