i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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