I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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