You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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