Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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