so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
