last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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