There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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