I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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