I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Can you bring me the toilet please
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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