Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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