sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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