how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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