naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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