Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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