Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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