I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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