i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
this just has baby written all over it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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