When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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