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  If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed

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• Fuckbuddy is a matter of convenience for both parties. And if you restrict yourself to one, you're wasting fucking time.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 3, 12 at 10:42am

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  • I see what you did there... ' fucking time ' XD

    Submitted by cseelig11 on Oct 3, 12 at 10:54am

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    • I thought it worked rather well :)

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 4, 12 at 12:25am

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• M. Night Shyamalan twist: OP is a girl.

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Oct 3, 12 at 10:45am

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  • What a twist!

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Oct 3, 12 at 11:49am

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  • I already thought that...

    Submitted by grandwazoo on Oct 3, 12 at 3:41pm

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• I'm in a relationship and we do it alllll the time yet I still masterbate on a regular basis. I'm horny as fuck and my bf knows that. Plus sometimes I just feel like my vibrator.

  Submitted by xxpinkxx on Oct 3, 12 at 12:46pm

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  • Yeah!?!? Tell us more....and type slowly...

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 12 at 3:36pm

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  • what porksword said....also, maybe turn around, slap your ass, and look back...

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 3, 12 at 6:54pm

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    • You gonna tell her to act like a dragon next?

      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 3, 12 at 11:42pm

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• Now, for being a crybaby and not accepting that you're lucky to have a fuck buddy at all, you get to only masturbate. By yourself, with no fuck buddies.

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 3, 12 at 9:24am

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• What a douche

  Submitted by joemauerandstuff on Oct 4, 12 at 10:40pm

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• True story! I don't tolerate failure...

  Submitted by Perversion on Oct 3, 12 at 11:11am

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• OP is clearly an idiot

  Submitted by icepick23 on Oct 3, 12 at 2:08pm

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• Wanker.

  Submitted by ShinyHappyLady on Oct 3, 12 at 6:19pm

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• lol...lmao

  Submitted by bdcxnd on Oct 3, 12 at 8:44pm

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