i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
