but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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